Thursday, April 5, 2012

Rack City Bitch Rack Rack City Bitch!

The last night of Spring Break I had the most amazing night of my entire life. My favorite rapper in the entire world Tyga was on tour and me and my best friend went to go see him perform near the Staples Center in downtown LA. We decided it would be the perfect place to go search for our future husbands.  Yeah I know sounds like a great idea right? Of course there would be so many men looking to settle down at a crazy rap concert. But who are we kidding we are nowhere near settling down, so maybe we  weren't looking for husbands there. We were just going to see our man Tyga, who we both are obsessed with.

LA is a very small world. This guy that I used to talk to is now the personal stylist and designer for Tyga. He is now rich and famous, partying all over the world, and popping bottles with people like Chris Brown and other rappers. So of course the groupie that I am, I had to get back in touch with this guy so that I could meet Tyga! I found his twitter and his Instagram and sent him a tweet but he never answered. I'm sure he has so many girls from our high school now trying to get a hold of him. He was a loser in high school and now hes rich and famous! But that's always how it is right?

I was getting drinks at the concert before it started and I randomly run into him walking around by the bar area. His outfit was insane. It must have been like a 1000 dollar outfit. It was crazy. I was like David! He gave me a hug and we started talking, and I was like hey... you should bring me and my home girl closer up to the stage to better seats... and he was like I'll be right back... Well if you can guess what happened next, he never came back. I was shot down! Ha. I'm Hayley though I don't get shot down by men. I guess he is just too cool for school now. Oh well.Fuck him.

I alluded a song lyric on facebook going something like this

"I got a bad ass bitch just bouncing on my dick... bouncing on my dick!"

So if you were confused about that status it was referring to the concert and one of the best nights of my life. It completed my spring break.
Such great lyrics, so poetic its probably one of the greatest songs ever written. Here is why I love Tyga so much :



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