The difference between LA and the BAY

Okay so today I had no idea what to talk about, I was thinking to myself god my life is boring, and then I was like wait a minute my life is never boring. This weekend my friend came up from Santa Cruz to visit me and we went wine tasting and felt really classy, however they re weren't enough black people in Healdsberg so we were like fuck this and we left. No not really. We got drunk for free at my friends tasting room and then went home. That night we decided to go to the bars in Petaluma which were actually really fun. I had my doubts until I found like 10 black guys standing in the corner of the bar. Apparently there's a large Haitian population in the area. These guys were hot! And one was a massage therapist. Wow that reminds me, I totally forgot that apparently i agreed to a date with him tomorrow night so we shall see how it goes. Nothing too else exciting happened that night except for meeting a few other black guys here and there at the bar.
Now the bay area black guys are indeed different from the ones in LA. I'm sorry but its true. The ones up here don't have enough swag. If they do got swag its just a little off. The ones i found on Saturday however do have it, and I was impressed. They were wearing the right outfits, coordinated outfits and shoes which is always a plus. If you don't have the right outfits hats and shoes, and nice tattoos, its a deal breaker. Sorry but that's life. Why should girls spend all this time wearing cute outfits and guys don't? Nope, guys have to almost be more well dressed than I am. I don't understand how cute girls can date guys that dress bad. It's so weird. I'm running out of time here because class is starting soon and I don't want chip to yell at me. I will continue this topic in a little bit.
This weekend I am going to the city clubbing for my best friends birthday who goes to UC Santa Cruz! So I'm sure my readers will have plenty of juicy stories to read about black men next week. Until then I'm out. Have a great week y'all and keep it black